Comic adopted from www.wretch.cc/blog/godbog. Chapter ONE

Transaltion: There is a pig lives in a farm which equiped with wide scope of skills. Translation: It knows how to wake up the farmer every morning like a rooster.
Translation: It knows how to catch rat like a cat. Cat: "Luckly I'm not the rat!"
Translation: It knows how to sheep like a sheepherd.
Translation: Other animals ask why it is so busy body. Pig answered: "You guys are stupid! You can't survived in this world without wide scope of skills. Yet I got verification upon all these skills!" 
Translation: But....one day the farmer catch the pig, and ready to slay it.
Translation: The pig can't believed this happened and ask: "I'm talent in wide scope of skills, and help you a lots, but why you want to slay me?"
Translation: The farm answer clamly: "Nothing, I just want to eat pok chop!"
Translation: The result is on what your boss think what you should do, not you know how to do it... 
Another chapter for lesson:
Translation: One day the farmer order the pig:"I'm having party tonight, go and get ready some cookies!" 
Translation: So the pig work hard on making cookies.
Translation: Farmer: "Why you bake with small temperature, you want to bake till what time? Higher the temperature!" Pig: "If the temperature too high, it easily singe!" Farmer: "You pig head, just follow what I said!"
Translation: The result is, the cookies really singe...
Translation: Pig: "What can I do for it?"
Translation: Farmer: "Then just get ready pok chop tonight!"
Translation: Boss will never do a mistake, even he did, it will still be your mistake and you responsibile for it...
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